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Right!
Time to eat everything in the house, and drink all the booze.

I'll check back in around noon with a progress report.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 7:23, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 8:02, archived)
ding dong merrily on bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 9:49, archived)
Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 9:54, archived)
I prefer the Carol of the bollocks myself

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 10:08, archived)
The little lord jesus lay down his sweet bollock

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 25 Dec 2024, 10:34, archived)
Smeggy Guntmess, everyone

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 8:16, archived)
Happy Christmas!
youtu.be/OR07r0ZMFb8?si=gYM9OVJcusHclmTf
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Dec 2024, 8:28, archived)
ho ho ho

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 9:53, archived)
happy new year

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 8:30, archived)
Merry Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 8:41, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Dec 2024, 8:42, archived)
happy morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 8:44, archived)
Christmas Cheers
I’m hungover as fuck, a “couple” of beers in the pub turned into “several“ beers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 9:36, archived)
Lightweight.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Dec 2024, 10:17, archived)
I should probably get back on it

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 12:25, archived)
Morning
And Merry Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 9:40, archived)
merry christmas internet people

(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 9:47, archived)
internet people are christmas people too

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 9:48, archived)
Merry Christmas, everyone

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 9:48, archived)
Merry Meh
I hope Santa took a shit down your chimney
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 25 Dec 2024, 10:14, archived)
that's the spirit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 10:55, archived)
Delivering his yule log

(Planearm, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 11:32, archived)
He'rry Christmas to one and all.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 25 Dec 2024, 10:37, archived)
Merry Christmas
Just had my first JD and coke.
(Planearm, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 11:30, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8434079
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 12:25, archived)
What, ever?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 16:08, archived)
piss off

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 17:04, archived)
Have you farted?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Dec 2024, 17:08, archived)
Merry Christmas
My parents dragged me to church this morning and the new young vicar did a sermon where he quoted gandalf and star wars.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 12:37, archived)
My parents bought everyone presents
But when I asked where mine were, they "suddenly" realised that they'd forgotten to buy me any.
So, I've just had to sit and watch the rest of the family enjoying their presents while I get nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 12:41, archived)
Shit on their sprouts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 13:10, archived)
Tbh, I'd rather just go home
At least there I don't get treated like a fucking afterthought
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 13:56, archived)
Crap on their carrots

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 13:45, archived)
Poo on their parsnips

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 16:09, archived)
Cast them into a pit of burning shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Dec 2024, 18:03, archived)
Maybe call them all cunts and tell them to fuck themselves and then go home.
It sounds like what they deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 18:41, archived)
I basically did

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 20:40, archived)
In trouble now.
Mum read out her Christmas cracker joke "what is the most popular king at christmas".

I shouted "Wang". Now all the children are asking for the joke to be explained
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Dec 2024, 14:09, archived)
Which King has had the most children?
Jonathan!!!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Dec 2024, 17:09, archived)