morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 27 Dec 2024, 7:38, archived)

morning
at work lol, farting about doing next year's production schedule spreadsheet rofl
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 8:53, archived)

Hello
I am less unwell. This bout of flu has kept me very immobile though so my knee is much improved. Silver linings and al that.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 9:54, archived)

Shitting yourself inside out?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 27 Dec 2024, 10:09, archived)

Nop
Bowels unchanged.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 15:14, archived)

morning
didn't cut my toe nails for three months, bloody socks.
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 11:10, archived)

I ate so much goat's cheese yesterday that this morning's first piss of the day had a markedly nutty aroma

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 27 Dec 2024, 13:56, archived)

My morning dump smelt of Christmas pudding, looked like one too

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 14:38, archived)

Poo-ding!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Dec 2024, 14:38, archived)

Figgi
Puddi
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 15:14, archived)

What was the white stuff on top of it?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 27 Dec 2024, 16:15, archived)

Snow

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 17:30, archived)

A licky boom-boom down

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 17:56, archived)

He dun a shit and all spunk came out his anis

( broadsword, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 17:59, archived)

yule log

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 16:29, archived)

Yule Brynner

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 17:28, archived)

^ Yule Rimmer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 19:10, archived)

I see /calendar has been invaded by spambots again

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 18:57, archived)

Excellent, that's the best thing to happen all year.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 19:27, archived)

I'd completely forgotten about /calendar, do I need to organise some after partys?

( broadsword, Fri 27 Dec 2024, 23:28, archived)