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We’ve just advertised for a Scrum Master
Just in case you wanted to be paid a lot of money for a job that adds absolutely no value to society
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 12:35, archived)
*Slack alert from Annoying Cow*
*Asking for the 5th "huddle" of the day because she hasn't really got work to do but wants to appear productive*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 12:43, archived)
Maybe she's just trying to get into your Trousers, Dave.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 12:49, archived)
God it’s like some ‘nam flashback

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 12:49, archived)
*Uses Post-It notes like it's the '90s*

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 12:52, archived)
Post-It notes stopped working after a while
I just started to ignore anything yellow and square.
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 12:54, archived)
*switches to neon orange*

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 12:55, archived)
I miss *real* Post-its.
All this Mural shite can bugger off.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 17:58, archived)
Is that for a drinking game?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 12:56, archived)
It certainly drives me to drink

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 12:58, archived)
a fucking what now

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 12:59, archived)
Exactly

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 13:03, archived)
Don't look into it - you won't be able to un-learn some of the BS.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 13:04, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 13:07, archived)
I still think about Six Sigma...
It seems pleasant in comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 13:09, archived)
Thankfully I’ve managed to avoid that one

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 13:15, archived)
It's a bit old. '90s, early '00s.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 14:31, archived)
+ ot

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 16:15, archived)