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"conducting the emperor's departure" is my new favourite having a wank euphemism

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 10:54, archived)
I prefer #HardSmexitNow

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 10:57, archived)
I know smegma is not part of the ejaculate, but it rolls off the tongue nicely.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:01, archived)
It sticks to my tongue unpleasantly.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:11, archived)
You're not using enough.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:13, archived)