morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 7 Jan 2025, 6:25, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 6:28, archived)

Fuck off then

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 7 Jan 2025, 7:06, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 7:53, archived)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 7 Jan 2025, 7:59, archived)

Ho

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:13, archived)

Morning
cough definitely getting better, back improved and cat recovering. Feels like we're on the mend.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 8:59, archived)

Morning.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 9:16, archived)

morning

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 9:37, archived)

Do you get to the cloud district very often?
Oh what am I thinking, of course you don't.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 10:27, archived)

Excuse me. Do you know any place where sailors hang out?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 10:36, archived)

Last I heard he was at the Solitude docks,
conducting the Emperor's departure.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 10:39, archived)

"conducting the emperor's departure" is my new favourite having a wank euphemism

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 10:54, archived)

I prefer #HardSmexitNow

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 10:57, archived)

I know smegma is not part of the ejaculate, but it rolls off the tongue nicely.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:01, archived)

It sticks to my tongue unpleasantly.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:11, archived)

You're not using enough.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:13, archived)

Says the guy who lives in a fucking pub
Fuck you, Nazeem
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:16, archived)

He's supposed to own a farm outsisde the city walls but due to a bug he never visits it.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:22, archived)

That game is so beautifully broken
Which is one the reasons I still play it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 12:41, archived)

I just started a new playthrough
I haven't played it in years and I am loving it, almost broke it with mods of course but that's part of the experience.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 22:44, archived)

What's this.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:22, archived)

It's a black man's willy, what of it?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:24, archived)

No thanks

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:26, archived)

a ranger caught off his guard

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:35, archived)

Stranger ranger danger.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:41, archived)

Oh shit!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 12:35, archived)

Darts and golf are shit and wank.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:36, archived)

So are you, pal

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:54, archived)