You're totally just jealous.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:57, archived)

I could have just paid that straight into my account.
The bank would not have batted an eyelid as it's an insurance payout. The beneficiaries would never have known. I could have just kept the money.

That's kind of why I got in touch with the solicitors as soon as I knew there was a payment coming in to stop me being tempted to keep the cash.

Really though. How often does someone randomly get paid nigh on a hundred grand that isn't expected anywhere else?

Could have easily had a Father Ted situation!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 11:09, archived)

IT WAS JUST RESTING IN THE ACCOUNT!
*sticks small bit of black tape to your window*
Hey, Garold, look outside for a sec and wave to me will you? Don't mind the camera.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 13:16, archived)

I know I am I could do loads with £92,500
like buy 92,500 scratch cards.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 11:13, archived)

As an investement advice professional I recommend you do exactly this.
That will be £1,800 please.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 11:16, archived)

I'll pay you when the winnings roll in.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 12:18, archived)