£92,500. Fuck. Me.my friend's siblings are the beneficiaires of a surprise bonus from her life insurance that we knew nothing about until a couple of weeks ago, now they're going to get £18,500 each. After inheritance tax (thank god some of these spoils are going to the treasury).
Who do you know who has been a jammy, undeserving twat?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:39,
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Me, I found a jam sandwich under a bush in the park(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:01,
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porn in hedges white dog poo etc(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:58,
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My fucking daughterShe's just inherited £37,115.15 from my brother (due on her £18th) and refuses to talk to me about his wishes because that will mean talking to me. What she also doesn't know is that the only reason she's getting a fucking penny is because I repeatedly had to beg him not to cut her out of his will because she never bothered to reply to his messages or thank him for gifts.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:16,
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Bloody hellit's enough to make you want to ban inheritance altogether. I'm starting to believe that IHT is way too low.
I'm encouraging my folks to spend as much as possible while they're alive. Although, my mum's jewelry and gold collection and my dad's cars, motorbikes and assorted machinery are worth quite the pretty penny.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:32,
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"If Bent You Were, You'll Die Old Bender"?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 13:43,
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If I may askwhy did you bother?
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 11:20,
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Because at heart she's a good kid but has been brainwashed by her cunt mumHopefully she studies for her degree in a place other than her mum's house and gains some perspective
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 11:59,
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If she goes to uni she'll be brainwashed by liberal elite woke agenda.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 12:03,
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No-one. I deserve everything that happens to me. (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:43,
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You're totally just jealous.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:57,
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I could have just paid that straight into my account. The bank would not have batted an eyelid as it's an insurance payout. The beneficiaries would never have known. I could have just kept the money.
That's kind of why I got in touch with the solicitors as soon as I knew there was a payment coming in to stop me being tempted to keep the cash.
Really though. How often does someone randomly get paid nigh on a hundred grand that isn't expected anywhere else?
Could have easily had a Father Ted situation!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 11:09,
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IT WAS JUST RESTING IN THE ACCOUNT!*sticks small bit of black tape to your window*
Hey, Garold, look outside for a sec and wave to me will you? Don't mind the camera.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 13:16,
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I know I am I could do loads with £92,500like buy 92,500 scratch cards.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 11:13,
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As an investement advice professional I recommend you do exactly this.That will be £1,800 please.
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I'll pay you when the winnings roll in.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 12:18,
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Unreleated but it's fast approaching the 2 year anniversary of me saying GEOSTORM on here for the first time.But I expect you all already knew that.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 11:04,
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I AM SMEGROOT(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 11:14,
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Me, possibly.My godmother appears to be loaded, never married or had children, and has terminal cancer. I reckon she'll probably leave it all to charity though, and fair enough if she does.
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Could be interesting.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 12:15,
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My grandad left all his money to the local golf club which was well lol(
Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 12:21,
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that's a great move!(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 12:27,
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I always suspected he was a swinger(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 13:28,
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Seems like a fairway to use your money.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 13:37,
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I wonder what they'll use all that money FORE!maybe a few cups of tee.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:04,
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I bet that made you feel GOLF.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 15:50,
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Those bloody immigrants amiriteComing over here, working in the NHS and taking valuable jobs away from Bob the brickie who totally could have got a job working as a neurosurgeon if it wasn’t for them forrins
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