As an investement advice professional I recommend you do exactly this.
That will be £1,800 please.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 11:16, archived)

I'll pay you when the winnings roll in.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 12:18, archived)