morning

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 7:36, Reply)

plops, and get this, right: wees

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 7:46, Reply)

well, wees, and check it out (of my arse), plops

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 7:52, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 8:51, Reply)

Looks like it.
I'm not a morning sceptic or anything, like.
( .Yeti., Sat 25 Jan 2025, 9:03, Reply)

ey yo

(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 9:22, Reply)

Sounds like a plan

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jan 2025, 9:31, Reply)

morning

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I don't even own an eDonkey, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 9:39, Reply)

ooh ah, just a little bit, ooh ah, a little bit more

no offence
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 11:08, Reply)

I met Gina G once
she wasn't covered in chocolate bodypaint at the time though :(
(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 11:43, Reply)

I saw the Cheeky Girls in Malaga airport
You could make it up, but I haven't
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:20, Reply)

Anyone get blown away in the storm last night?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 11:49, Reply)

-away
also no
(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 11:54, Reply)

No, but my back door took a battering

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:01, Reply)

bet you're sore today

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:35, Reply)

I am hungover but eating a good sandwich.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:17, Reply)

I'm hungover as shit
I have to go to Kensal Rise to pick up £200 of hashish and eat a kebab. God help me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:21, Reply)

Thoughts and prayers in this difficult time.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:28, Reply)

i still haven't had a drink

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:42, Reply)

What, ever?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:45, Reply)

nope!

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 12:50, Reply)

Wow

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Jan 2025, 13:00, Reply)