Too much spicy food m8
It’s a lot calmer here
#staysafe
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:30, archived)

there's a man in my bathroom re-sealing the bath
I am about 10 minutes away from crapping my pants
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:53, archived)

Surely you could use the toilet instead?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:56, archived)

where's the fun in that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 13:22, archived)

Surely you could just get him to seal your bum?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 14:15, archived)

Fill it with mercury

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 14:17, archived)

+Freddie

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 Jan 2025, 17:31, archived)