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Doctors hate this one trick to empty your bowels
and other clickbait titles.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 15:00, archived)
MET OFFICE GIVE EXACT TIME THAT BOWELS WILL EMPTY IN MANCHESTER

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 15:05, archived)
Will you have to rush home (Rusholme)....?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 15:20, archived)
Number two will shock you!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 15:05, archived)
Toilet Duck HATES her!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 15:48, archived)
*takes a gander*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 16:13, archived)
You see, this is clever, because 'number two' is a euphemism for defecation

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 16:14, archived)
no shit!

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 16:19, archived)
If you ever want any other witticisms explained, you have only to ask

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 16:36, archived)
mine was also a poo-based witticism
🤷
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 18:43, archived)
A shitticism, so to speak.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jan 2025, 19:31, archived)
Proctologists Hate These 20 Celebrities Who Say Why You Should NOT Use This Must-See Technology That is Changing the Way You Empty Your Bowels

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 15:18, archived)
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 15:54, archived)
*flush*

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 17:58, archived)
GUFFCHEESE

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 16:51, archived)
The two that have been shown to me a lot today are
'Jewish Journalist HUMILIATES Republican Trying To Defend Elon Musk's Nazi Salute' which I have avoided, and
'Trapped on Venus: What Remains of the Venera Probes Today?' which I'm ashamed to say I clicked on. Aimless AI script over stock and video game footage, AI bot comments saying how great the video is. So much energy is wasted on this gibberish.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2025, 22:26, archived)