Should suggest an annoying Poke feature for sn0tters to add.
It could trigger an email to the account holder to stop wanking over midget porn and get back on b3ta.com because Aardvark said so.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 14:06, archived)

It should also work
for when brb is having a sweaty sumo wank
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 15:23, archived)

You know, I read about him liking a sweaty sumo wank, on the Internet recently.
So it must be true. What a horrid deviant.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 15:26, archived)

Oh hey dave trouser, I forgot to include you in the rape gang
because you're not a very memorable person.

I'll try to remember that you're probably a rapist in future, but I can't promise anything.
( brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 16:47, archived)

lol stay mad
DT wins again.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 19:06, archived)

When I say I don't like you and I think you're a cunt,
that's not said with anger, it's simply a matter of fact. You're slightly irritating, like a distant car alarm, or a fly buzzing in a lampshade.
( brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 21:24, archived)