Booking.com had my other half on hold for ages
it sounded like they'd commissioned John Shuttleworth to produce the music for them. We both started singing "Pigeons in Flight" while waiting.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:22, archived)

when i learned i am still being recorded when* on hold
i stopped doing my massive drugs deals on the other phone

*ilst
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 9:43, archived)

The agents also listen to see if you are rude about them.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:21, archived)

They'll have regretted eavesdropping our rendition of Pigeons In Flight

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:23, archived)

Whenilst?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:46, archived)