morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 1 Mar 2025, 6:50, archived)

I suppose so, yes
What gets you up so early? Are you in an Eastern time zone?
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 7:27, archived)

U no me, loads to do, a boundless enthusiasm for life!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 1 Mar 2025, 7:38, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 8:14, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 8:59, archived)

Yo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 10:16, archived)

poached bollocks on toast

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 10:54, archived)

Scrambled

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 12:34, archived)

Scrambled toast

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 14:01, archived)

on toast i hope

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 16:20, archived)

loads to do, a boundless enthusiasm for life! a colossal wankstain!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 9:55, archived)

Morning. Brakes had seized on the motorbike
But I have a hammer so is fixed with hitting.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 8:34, archived)

i too have brake fixed with hitting

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 8:51, archived)

Should have called Kurtis Blow

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 1 Mar 2025, 9:00, archived)

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a motorbike brake.

( .Yeti., Sat 1 Mar 2025, 9:22, archived)

everything reminds me of motorbike brakes

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 9:38, archived)

you remind of the brake

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 13:27, archived)

what brake

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 16:21, archived)