I went to school with a guy whose dad turned out to be a serial killer

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 13:37, archived)

I went to school with one of the daughters of the teacher who was killed in the Dunblane massacre.
Not too long afterwards, her dad married his late wife's sister, which always struck me as a bit odd.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 13:45, archived)

Auntie Mum

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 13:49, archived)

There's an ITV sitcom in this, I'll go and write it now

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 13:52, archived)

Huh
Well we all have a type
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 13:59, archived)

You went to school with Steven West?
WEL JEL.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Mar 2025, 14:05, archived)

Nah m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 14:12, archived)

His dad John murdered lots of tuna fish

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 15:42, archived)

Please, I implore you, delete your b3ta account and kill yourself.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Mar 2025, 15:55, archived)