Your mum.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:37, archived)

She's not tech.
Unless she's been replaced with a robot, which is unlikely.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:38, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8439934
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 20:05, archived)