prolly crafting some immaculate, upbeat synth pop if I know Howard and I do actually know Howard.
Really quite well actually although I don't like to brag about it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 7:31, archived)

oh wow how 'ard are you

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 8:07, archived)

Tres, tres 'ard, Monsieur

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 11:18, archived)

Wow what is he like?
You know....really
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 9:52, archived)

He has a beautiful soul m8
'Smeggers (he always calls me that, since 'way back when'), Smeggers m8 you're a real pal', that's what he says to me. We're like *that*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 11:17, archived)

We first met on the set of 'Multicoloured Swap Shop' back in, I don't know, maybe '82? 83?
It seems like a lifetime ago - I suppose in some ways it actually is! We bonded over a mutual loathing of John Craven.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 11:23, archived)

his newsround was a dull experience and no mistake

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 13:04, archived)

He's 84
John Graven
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 8 Mar 2025, 16:20, archived)

He does stuff with one of the nicest and most brilliant bassists out there, Nick Beggs, I seem to recall
youtu.be/xNVylTCe5MY?si=GPqJSMNlKvO_oeK6
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 9:55, archived)

Dick Smeggs more like!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 11:17, archived)

Also, that's not how you spell 'Mark King' m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 11:25, archived)

Its spelt Pino Palladino

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 16:23, archived)

Larry Graham really

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 17:20, archived)

I hear he wakes up in the AM to craft some immaculate, upbeat synth pop

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 10:30, archived)

You heard right m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 11:19, archived)