I try not to go near public pools.
It's all piss because people are degenerate and lazy. Filth!

Just build your own pool, garold. Totally realistic.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 13:22, archived)

Ensure it's a minimum of 40,000 litres and has salty water, for some reason.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Mar 2025, 13:47, archived)

Hypernerd Loser Mode Engaged
"Chlorinated" pools use a Chlorine based salt, and so they are already a salt water. You may be referring to the choice of using a non-chlorine salt instead, for an odor-free swimming experience.
removes fedora

eww that felt gross. Now wonder brb is so angry all the time.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 14:13, archived)

dude
DUDE
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Mar 2025, 14:15, archived)

What? Whaaaaat?
I had a spare moment before my late lunch. You know you fucking loved it.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 14:19, archived)

I like how you pretend you're not just like that

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 14:44, archived)

ok simp

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 15:05, archived)

Oh, Trouser :/

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 16:12, archived)

It's had the desired effect, don't concern yourself with it and you'll have a better day.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 17:00, archived)