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Fuck On
It's the morning
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 13 Mar 2025, 6:40, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 Mar 2025, 7:03, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 7:17, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 7:26, archived)
It is indeed
The time for coffee and bagels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 7:43, archived)
Oooh I like coffee and bigells

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 8:13, archived)
LLL

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 10:20, archived)
alright gonz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 10:40, archived)
+ and I can not spell

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 13:02, archived)
Just had the luxury of a whole lane to myself
At the pool
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 8:14, archived)
Haven't been for a swim since September
I'll have to start going more often
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 9:12, archived)
I'm staying with my folks for a couple of days
there's a decent pool next to the local school - concrete and pretty run-down but it's clean and good for lane swimming and they open early so I can some exercise in before starting work.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 9:19, archived)
The nearest pool to me
Is a 15 minute bus ride and it's always full of chavs. I would much rather go to the pool that's 5 minutes on the bus, then 20 minutes on the train and a 10 minute walk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 9:35, archived)
I don't swim when I'm at home. There are some okay pools near me but they're really busy
and I've got gym membership so I go there instead. I used to be with Fitness First and they had a couple of gyms with pools, one with a full-size one that was really nice at the weekend as it was pretty quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 10:04, archived)
We've got a Fitness Centre
And a women's only gym, but neither of them has a pool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 10:15, archived)
I try not to go near public pools.
It's all piss because people are degenerate and lazy. Filth!

Just build your own pool, garold. Totally realistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 13:22, archived)
Ensure it's a minimum of 40,000 litres and has salty water, for some reason.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Mar 2025, 13:47, archived)

Hypernerd Loser Mode Engaged
"Chlorinated" pools use a Chlorine based salt, and so they are already a salt water. You may be referring to the choice of using a non-chlorine salt instead, for an odor-free swimming experience.
removes fedora

eww that felt gross. Now wonder brb is so angry all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 14:13, archived)
dude
DUDE
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Mar 2025, 14:15, archived)
What? Whaaaaat?
I had a spare moment before my late lunch. You know you fucking loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 14:19, archived)
I like how you pretend you're not just like that

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 14:44, archived)
ok simp

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 15:05, archived)
Oh, Trouser :/

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 16:12, archived)
It's had the desired effect, don't concern yourself with it and you'll have a better day.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 17:00, archived)
Just had the luxury of a whole lane to myself
At the bowling alley
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 10:34, archived)
Just had the luxury of a whole lane to myself
Nathan
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 11:16, archived)
And that’s a good thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 8:29, archived)
Deadman Pearson

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 11:23, archived)
I'd like to ask him why he's so fucking dead

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 12:11, archived)
I came here to check that both of these posts had happened
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 18:48, archived)