*something about an attack on stage*
edit: oh no wait, that was Tommy Cooper.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 14:13, archived)

What do Will Smith and Tommy Cooper have in common?
They both had an attack on stage!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 14:16, archived)

Just as well you didn't prematurely give away the punchline,
or that joke would have been completely ruined.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Mar 2025, 14:41, archived)

You could say I suffer from 'premature eJOKEulation'!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 15:05, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Mar 2025, 17:18, archived)

+and Salman Rushdie

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 15:27, archived)

For consistency, that should probably say Hadi Matar

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 15:34, archived)

shouldn't it also say Tommy Cooper's heart then?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 15:46, archived)

WELL?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 15:46, archived)

I have reviewed your suggestion, and can confirm that we have taken it on board.

What do Will Smith, Hadi Matar and Tommy Cooper's heart have in common?

They all had an attack on stage!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 15:54, archived)

alternatively

What do Chris Rock, Salman Rushdie and Tommy Cooper's heart have in common?

They all suffered an attack on stage!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 15:56, archived)

I'm sorry we've written a joke :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 16:20, archived)

This is how American sitcoms are made, isn't it?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 16:24, archived)

Cheers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 18:23, archived)