I took a stillborn piglet to school once
which was fucking grim even then
(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 16:14, archived)

i played football with a frozen rat in the car park of chessington world of adventures.
happy days.
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:18, archived)

i was doing work experience at the zoo, it's fine. perfectly fine.

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:20, archived)

just remembered it was actually called 'footrat'

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 18:18, archived)

You must have been seriously shit at football
if you were well matched against a frozen rat.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Mar 2025, 20:06, archived)

i really was. i still am.

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 21:11, archived)

football life
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 21:26, archived)

true as well.
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 6:18, archived)