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Do you know the way to Suckham? I'm desperate to get to Suckham.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 17:53, Reply)
For 50p you can suck all the ham you want.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:21, Reply)
It's pronounced Suckham, so that doesn't really work.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:37, Reply)
PUT 'EM IN YOUR MOUTH AND SUCKHAM

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:41, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:47, Reply)
My wife has two appointments, within hours of each other, in Manchester and Wales
So I'm going to get her to Oldham, and then Bangor as fast as I can
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:34, Reply)
The rail network was less than reliable last time I was in the uk, plan ahead!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:36, Reply)
Cockermouth after?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:36, Reply)
This will add complexity to an already difficult travel schedule.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:38, Reply)
Scunthorpe tho

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:40, Reply)
Now you're really stretching it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:42, Reply)
And then Cumnor.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Mar 2025, 0:02, Reply)