Woods wrote on X to his 6.4 millions followers … "At this time we would appreciate privacy for all those close to our hearts."

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 11:31, Reply)

lol wood

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 11:32, Reply)

Lol closet

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 11:52, Reply)

Just like me
They long to be
Closet o' you
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 12:13, Reply)

Tiget James or Elle?

(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 13:07, Reply)

Tiget

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 13:08, Reply)

I drove all night +
+ to you
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 14:46, Reply)

From the DM: "Dave Portnoy blasts Tiger Woods over Vanessa Trump relationship post
"The request for privacy appeared to annoy Portnoy, who took a break from betting on March Madness to offer his thoughts."

I'm really not sure what to think about any of this now that I know it appears to have annoyed something called Portnoy.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 14:03, Reply)

I googled him and I think he's some sort of fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 14:09, Reply)

me, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 14:17, Reply)

might take a break from betting on Foxy Bingo to offer my thoughts

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 14:41, Reply)

don't forget to tell 6.4 million people about how you want privacy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 15:16, Reply)

Trump Feltz
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Mar 2025, 15:03, Reply)

^Portnoy's Complaint

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 15:08, Reply)

What am I? Chopped liver?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:10, Reply)

alright

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:52, Reply)

nope
a prick
(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 18:21, Reply)