OTOH, it's socially acceptable to get a pint at 7:30 a.m.
So there's that.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:03, Reply)

Ex-colleage once drank two bottles of red wine by 11 am
Caused the rest of us to miss the first plane.
He blagged some stupid sob story lies about the taxi fucking us over to the boss by phone, and got told to order some wine while the next flight was arranged.
By the time we got on the plane, he was staggering drunk and covered in red wine stains.
We got upgraded to alternate seats so we could get the fuck away from him.
After he "lost" his receipts for the expenses, the company took away all the company credit cards.
Fucking cunt.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:53, Reply)

I wonder how spanishfly’s doing these days

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:58, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( vladimir, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 17:03, Reply)

I suppose somebody has to

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 18:46, Reply)

doing what?
don't answer. don't.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 21:27, Reply)

in the time between reading "two bottles of red wine" and "11 am" I developed a psychosomatic headache, jfc
( vladimir, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 17:03, Reply)