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morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 25 Mar 2025, 11:49, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 12:22, archived)
Double bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 13:07, archived)
Double deep fried bollocks in a toss sauce

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 13:27, archived)
What's the vegan option

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 13:28, archived)
toss sauce should be fine for vegans, shouldn't it?
Discuss.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 13:32, archived)
Every sperm is sacred

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 13:42, archived)
I'm too offended to discuss it rationally, can I shout?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 14:30, archived)
placenta with toss sauce

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 14:31, archived)
sweetening the deal won't help

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 14:32, archived)
placenta with toss sauce and dog eggs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 14:42, archived)
+ Frasier has left the building

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 14:44, archived)
Thank fuck for that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 15:04, archived)
Labradoodle shit all over my face!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 15:43, archived)
TOP 10 SECRET WAR PLANS REVEALED BELOW!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 13:27, archived)
DOCTORS HATE THIS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 13:42, archived)
No, doctors hate THIS!!!
*gestures at crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 13:51, archived)
does it look like an apple?

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 14:16, archived)
That's his distended anus. Looks like an inverse windsock if you ask me.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 14:38, archived)
Syncubus?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 15:05, archived)
I think he's dead

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 15:29, archived)
OK so things are looking up then.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 15:55, archived)
DISCOVERED BY A MOM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 13:53, archived)