Yes!
Today I fly home. I may have a poo later.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 7:31, Reply)

Make sure you get a receipt.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 8:00, Reply)

And a working airport

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 11:52, Reply)

You'd have to be a fucking stupid fucking cunt to try to fly into a non-working airport.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 12:10, Reply)

Literally no one would do that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 13:06, Reply)

Blissful Wizard Bx1, total cannabinoids 33.57%
It's like someone's trying to stone me to death with soft cushions, not the best start to the day probably.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 13:00, Reply)

I've said this before, but if they're even actually bothering to assay the cannabinoid content
they'll have a tolerance of between 5-10% of the stated concentration either way, so shoving in 2 decimal places is deliberately misleading.

Or they're just making up an impressively specific-sounding number. Either way, it's marketing bullshit.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 13:06, Reply)

At this point I only do it for you :)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 13:07, Reply)

I enjoyed Kingfisher Strong beer in India,
the label said something like "alcohol content between 5% and 8%", which I found refreshingly honest.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 13:21, Reply)

on the other hand, it says "strong"
🥷🏻
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 13:29, Reply)

normal beer is about 4%

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 13:44, Reply)

no
"Generally, light beers have between 4 and 5% ABV, while regular beers have between 5 and 6% ABV," said Kevin Google earlier.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 14:26, Reply)

I've stuck an extra label on it saying it contains 5.3967397% alcohol, happy now?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 14:58, Reply)

add "ish" after the word strong and we're good

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 17:47, Reply)

Fucking hell I tell you what though, I really can feel that .57, it makes all the difference

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 13:09, Reply)

I didn't say it was ineffective marketing bullshit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 13:19, Reply)

Fucking hell.
Sounds like you might as well be mainline good smack at that point.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Mar 2025, 13:10, Reply)

There's no good smack Mr. Tea.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 13:11, Reply)

I have no idea where "good" came from. I'm blaming autocomplete.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Mar 2025, 13:17, Reply)