Yes!Today I fly home. I may have a poo later.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 7:31,
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You'd have to be a fucking stupid fucking cunt to try to fly into a non-working airport.(, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 12:10, Reply)
Blissful Wizard Bx1, total cannabinoids 33.57%It's like someone's trying to stone me to death with soft cushions, not the best start to the day probably.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 13:00,
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I've said this before, but if they're even actually bothering to assay the cannabinoid contentthey'll have a tolerance of between 5-10% of the stated concentration either way, so shoving in 2 decimal places is deliberately misleading.
Or they're just making up an impressively specific-sounding number. Either way, it's marketing bullshit.
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I enjoyed Kingfisher Strong beer in India,the label said something like "alcohol content between 5% and 8%", which I found refreshingly honest.
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no"Generally, light beers have between 4 and 5% ABV, while regular beers have between 5 and 6% ABV," said Kevin Google earlier.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 14:26,
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I've stuck an extra label on it saying it contains 5.3967397% alcohol, happy now?(, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 14:58, Reply)
add "ish" after the word strong and we're good (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 17:47,
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Fucking hell I tell you what though, I really can feel that .57, it makes all the difference(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 13:09,
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Fucking hell.Sounds like you might as well be mainline good smack at that point.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Mar 2025, 13:10,
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I have no idea where "good" came from. I'm blaming autocomplete.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Mar 2025, 13:17,
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Didn’t you say that around this time yesterday?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 7:44,
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Chutney shute singalong blues(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 8:44,
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Whoah, your b3ta account is literally older than some people. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Mar 2025, 9:34,
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no I still have access to my old accountand I make no secret of it
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I don't know why you weirdos bother.Kinda loser behaviour tbh.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 12:33,
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I don't post much...I am just very memorable.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 16:23,
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You dirty creature!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 12:31,
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I'm trying to work out if my photo is of a common sandpiper or a spotted sandpiper in non breeding plumage,I cannot emphasise how important this is.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 9:45,
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I'm calling the RSPB about your shoes, I bet the heels are beaks.imgur.com/a/RzSfruN
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 10:30,
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You must have spotted it before you took a photo,ergo it's a spotted sandpiper.
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Has it had a birdbath recently, in which case...it's a spotless sandpiper
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 10:17,
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I heard their calls are quite abrasive It’s a spotted sandpaper
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 10:55,
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Bit tricky to advise without seeing the photo. Run it through an ascii art generator and paste it here.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 12:27,
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