Extremely hungry. Searched the back of my desk drawers and found a nature valley peanut and chocolate bar.
Expired December 2019, Y/N?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 16:58, Reply)

yeah fuck it, what's the worst that could happen

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:06, Reply)

I'm planning to wash it down with the can of Dr Pepper I discovered which went off in 2017

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:17, Reply)

Ok I opened the bar and it looks almost fine but smells fucking awful.
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( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:19, Reply)

global thermonuclear destruction

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 18:14, Reply)

If you ram it up your fucking arse you'll get all the nutritional benefit and none of the stomach aids, medical fact

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 18:50, Reply)