u ok hun thread
u ok hun?
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:03, Reply)

hunnie are u ok
hunnie are u ok
are u ok hunnie
u bin hit by
u bin struck by
a shit grammarer
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:12, Reply)

dont wunna talk about it babez

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:14, Reply)

inbox u xox

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:48, Reply)

I want to break wind
I want to break wind
I want to break wind for the first time, this time I know it's for REAL
God knows....God knows I want to break wind

There
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:16, Reply)

Don’t Plop Me Now

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:49, Reply)

Radio Do-Do

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:50, Reply)

Bohemian Crhapsody

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:17, Reply)

Bumder Pressure

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:26, Reply)

Flush

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:29, Reply)

+ A-ah! Saviour of the Pooniverse

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:38, Reply)

Dispatch war rocket Ajax to clean the bowl

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:39, Reply)

Fat bottomed girls 1 cup

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 31 Mar 2025, 15:03, Reply)

sheer fart attack

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 16:32, Reply)

poos of the world

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 16:39, Reply)

it's not generally known because most people don't speak bee
but if you creep up to the entrance of a hive and listen to the unresting murmur, the soft insistent rumble, of the workers leaving and arriving, leaving and arriving, leaving and arriving, you'll hear that over and over again they're saying to each other, u ok hun? u ok hun. u ok hun, u ok
( vladimir, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:36, Reply)

I have clicked ‘I like this!’ because I like this

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:48, Reply)

hooray! :)

( vladimir, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 14:24, Reply)

i haven't clicked 'i like this'

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:05, Reply)

and that's just exactly why I like you :)

( vladimir, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:45, Reply)

you make me sick

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 18:07, Reply)

now you'll never believe this, but I've had this kind of feedback before

( vladimir, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 18:26, Reply)

i don't believe it for one second

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 20:22, Reply)

You always have to ask permission to speak beely.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:49, Reply)

you're quite right to make this point, hive been caught out like that before

( vladimir, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 14:25, Reply)

I saw a stork yesterday
so yeah I'm OK.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:47, Reply)

You could say I was storked
but that would be a tad obvious so you probably should avoid saying it.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:48, Reply)

^ has a right stork-on

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:50, Reply)

What do you call the rotational analogue of linear force of a bird in the family Ciconiidae?
Its torque.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:00, Reply)

What do you call a band that discusses the rotational analogue of linear force of a bird in the family Ciconiidae?
Torque talk
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:21, Reply)

Anything you like - they disbanded years ago, and Mark Hollis is dead!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:25, Reply)

What do you call the bass player from the Monkees after he died and was reincarnated as a bird in the family Ciconiidae?
Stork Tork
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:37, Reply)

I thought I saw one, but it turned out it was just the spread on my toast.
I can't tell stork from butter.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 16:33, Reply)

What do you say to a visibly upset Rangers fan?
u ok hun?!!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:51, Reply)

I've got a few anecdotes about upset Rangers fans, but they're not my forte.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:57, Reply)

A lot more ok than I was earlier

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 14:46, Reply)

u ok hun?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 15:44, Reply)

im ok hun yeh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 16:31, Reply)

Extremely hungry. Searched the back of my desk drawers and found a nature valley peanut and chocolate bar.
Expired December 2019, Y/N?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 16:58, Reply)

yeah fuck it, what's the worst that could happen

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:06, Reply)

I'm planning to wash it down with the can of Dr Pepper I discovered which went off in 2017

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:17, Reply)

Ok I opened the bar and it looks almost fine but smells fucking awful.
Y/N
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:19, Reply)

global thermonuclear destruction

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 18:14, Reply)

If you ram it up your fucking arse you'll get all the nutritional benefit and none of the stomach aids, medical fact

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 18:50, Reply)