my cooker hasn't even got a clock on it
appliance of science my arse
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 19:14, Reply)

but how does it know what time it is?
do you have to tell it every time you go in the kitchen
( vladimir, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 19:18, Reply)

I just say "Yo Chuck, show these people what time it is, boyeeee!!!"
and he does. It's great, you should try it.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 1 Apr 2025, 19:36, Reply)

STOP
summertime
( vladimir, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:39, Reply)

i have to get a clock off the wall and show it to the oven before i cook anything
it's deaf as a fucking post
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 19:37, Reply)

ahahahaha

( vladimir, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:38, Reply)