they don't sell plain crisps any more you know

( vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:17, archived)

it's all roast aubergine and ginger or truffle and elbow or duck and kumquat
( vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:18, archived)

i usually get piss and jizzonyer

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:21, archived)

don't we all

( vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:28, archived)

That explains why they’re always out of stock

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:53, archived)

What if they only have helicopter flavour?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:37, archived)

then god help you

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:44, archived)

:))))

( vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:50, archived)

my hovercraft is full of crisps

( vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:53, archived)

Then I will fly into a rage

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:53, archived)