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Earth's rotation brings us out of the shadow and into light!
I mean "Oh look - Rosy fingered Dawn again."
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 6:23, archived)
good morning bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 7:51, archived)
Good morning glans

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 8:03, archived)
hair of the dog this morning
yeah fkin waffle wrackle dhac
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 9:38, archived)
Morning
I'm wifeless today, just me and the dog, I wonder what zany adventures we'll get up to? Might liveblog them on here.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 8:19, archived)
Just because your better half is away
- do not fuck your dog.

You will all regret it.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 8:23, archived)
NARRATOR: Invisible Wizard is The Porcupine From Purgatory's dog's alt

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 9:44, archived)
I hope Dawn consented

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 8:45, archived)
That's more concern than the whole of the rest of Greek mythology
The Olympians would just glare at you for that, probably turn you into a river or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 12:16, archived)
Morning, got a vomiting bug here LOL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 5 Apr 2025, 9:25, archived)
throw it out the window

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 9:27, archived)
Turtle power!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 5 Apr 2025, 9:35, archived)
some kind of hot smoked red sausages from the butchers this morning
also some crap watery bacon from the supermarket i threw in the freezer on the 11th nov last year (date of expirey) been out for two days and came to work dividends with me in the coolbox yesterday i'm sure it's still safe to eat yolo
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 10:12, archived)
just want to say that I appreciated this Classical Reference
I am very well-read
Just like dawn
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:08, archived)
nobody cares m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:22, archived)

well yes, you're quite right, we live in a philistine age
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:52, archived)
WANKSMELL

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:08, archived)
well said

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:20, archived)
might go to the shops and buy some plain crisps

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:15, archived)
they don't sell plain crisps any more you know

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:17, archived)

it's all roast aubergine and ginger or truffle and elbow or duck and kumquat
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:18, archived)
i usually get piss and jizzonyer

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:21, archived)
don't we all

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:28, archived)
That explains why they’re always out of stock

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:53, archived)
What if they only have helicopter flavour?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:37, archived)
then god help you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:44, archived)
:))))

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:50, archived)
my hovercraft is full of crisps

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:53, archived)
Then I will fly into a rage

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 11:53, archived)
Thanks, Obama.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 13:04, archived)
You're welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 13:20, archived)