this'll mamake you laugh
i did an investment just before trump nuked the markets

no dividends for me
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 11:22, archived)

Meh, mine is down by about 9% since mid-Feb.
Markets will bounce back. Markets are at a record high about 35% of the time. Just stay invested, invest more, wait 5 years.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 7 Apr 2025, 11:36, archived)

...one of my holdings is actually in negative territory.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 7 Apr 2025, 11:38, archived)

your pænus, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 11:48, archived)

fuck it I'm doubling down just threw some more in

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 15:07, archived)

"I am currently failing and I strongly advise you to do the same"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 16:11, archived)

i took it as good advice
Are you saying something contrary?
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 16:31, archived)

He's buying the dip.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 7 Apr 2025, 20:31, archived)

Stop going for the easy buck and start producing something with your life. Create, instead of living off the buying and selling of others.

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 11:40, archived)

Lol commie povvo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 7 Apr 2025, 11:43, archived)

*goes back to writing my manifesto*

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 11:50, archived)