RED FROG THREAD
THERE IS A RED FROG IN THE POND
My neighbour said her frogs are very reddish-brown this year, but I'd say this is a brownish-red.
I assume it is a normal garden frog, we do see them very darkly coloured when they come out of hibernation, but I've never seen a frog like this before.
Yellow, yes, but only just before they drop dead.
Anyone ever had red frogs?
Could this be a sign of the end times?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 19:42, archived)

Sounds a lot like you're judging that frog on the sole basis of its colour.

( .Yeti., Wed 9 Apr 2025, 19:52, archived)

I'm judging its colour to be awesome.
This is like a black swan event. Mind blown.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 21:07, archived)

RED FROG, RED FROG
you're a red frog
you're a sign of end times, can apocalypse be long?
RED FROG, RED FROG, you're a red frog
red frog you are in the pond
( vladimir, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 20:29, archived)

vlad, here's a tip, I've been adding a Yum Yum chorus to my songs lately, so for instance this one would do your verse, then:
Yum yum yum,
Yum yum yum yum yum,
Yum yum.
Something like that, see? These's no need to credit me either, I actually got the idea from Shakin' Stevens
or it might have been Alvin Stardust
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 20:42, archived)

He's the father of the husband of the daughter of Alan Hawkshaw, don't you know.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 21:12, archived)

ooh thank you I like this but wonder if tom jones would sing it in the above version of frog bomb
( vladimir, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 21:14, archived)

i would def throw my undies at the stage

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 22:10, archived)

lol

( vladimir, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 22:40, archived)

This one is redder
imgur.com/3hie6yM
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 21:43, archived)

You don't know that.
It's brighter, for sure. And Yellower.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 22:35, archived)