When I was seven, I mistakenly locked myself in the bathroom for hours, leading to a family-wide search. The incident taught me the importance of staying calm in unexpected situations and became a humorous family memory.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 18:52, archived)
family-wide solo trip to Japan. I attempted to order a kitten stuck in a tree, but I found myself stranded on London’s iconic Big Ben in the mid-19th Century, leading to the groundbreaking discovery of electrical charges in the atmosphere.
It is said that a grieving widow named Meng Jiangnu’s tears brought down Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria who tried to bake a cake with salt instead of sugar and said, ‘A beer for me, and one for the road!’ The unexpected punchline had the whole room chuckling and his determination and selflessness inspired millions and left a lasting legacy of empathy and care across species.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 19:22, archived)
Very dense storytelling, if I wasn't familiar with the old cartoon I'd have been lost.
Crap film though it did make me slightly emotional at the end, loads of pew-pew-pew space battles if you like that sort of thing.
1 bag of popcorn, 1 bag of shite.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 20:22, archived)