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are anecdotes your forte?
if so, use this thread to regale everyone on /chat with your finest
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 18:03, archived)
i'm having a beer

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 18:04, archived)
Cheers 🍻

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 18:08, archived)
Cheers Cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 20:11, archived)

Right, I'll tell you an anecdote! In 1975 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded, I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat with a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies - buckaroo! When I sat down on the chair, I looked up and realised it was none other than Peter Purves! It was at the height of his Blue Peter fame! He said "You jammy bastard!" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now fuck off!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 16 Apr 2025, 18:27, archived)
Cock Piss Partridge

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Apr 2025, 9:34, archived)
Unfortunately the age I am I have too many . Soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 18:33, archived)
at the age i am i've forgotten them all

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 18:35, archived)
Sure
When I was seven, I mistakenly locked myself in the bathroom for hours, leading to a family-wide search. The incident taught me the importance of staying calm in unexpected situations and became a humorous family memory.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 18:52, archived)
Source:
helpfulprofessor.com/anecdote-examples/
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 18:52, archived)
I once killed a man
If by 'killed' I mean 'dropped', and by 'man' I mean 'bollock'
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 19:39, archived)
No the snappiest intro to a Future Sound Of London track I've heard, if I'm honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 16 Apr 2025, 20:37, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 21:00, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 16 Apr 2025, 21:59, archived)
i once did a wheelie on my friend's bicycle
the handlebars came off and i face-planted like a spaz and broke my dad's watch. i wasn't supposed to be wearing my dad's watch and i got into big trouble. but not in little china tho and that is why i am always late or something i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 19:48, archived)
it 'wooden' go

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 21:08, archived)
/chat has never been worthy of my anecdotes.
/qotw was, back when that was still a thing. Anyway, get off my lawn.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 16 Apr 2025, 21:44, archived)
Yes, I'm very popular at dinner parties where I'm often asked to recount the time I did a spunk and poo came out of my helmit

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 22:47, archived)
Woman came in to a pharmacy I was working in and said she'd ordered some anti-malaria tablets.
Some of them are prescription-only, and some of them are over-the-counter. So to narrow down where to start, I asked her 'was that to buy?" and she said 'no, Kenya". Oh how we both laughed after I explained the misunderstanding.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 16 Apr 2025, 22:56, archived)