Did you know that Marc Almond once had his stomach pumped cos of all the spunk in it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 14:06, archived)

IBHDTDOB

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 14:13, archived)

Urban myth m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 24 Apr 2025, 14:24, archived)

no m8 it's defo true

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 14:53, archived)

where does almond milk come from?
really makes you think
( $$ ✅, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 14:28, archived)

You ever tried milking an almond?
Their tits are fucken tiny
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 14:33, archived)

Milk this
*points at crotch*
( $$ ✅, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 14:52, archived)

Men's willies

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 14:52, archived)

almond goats

( vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 15:41, archived)