Tree out of severn shit bum willy poo poo
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp91v5kj12zo
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 13:58, archived)

IT'S BEER OF THE WICKY WACKY NIKKY NAKKY COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK
in other news i bought 6 scratchcards, i never buy them, but today i've made an exception. subscribe to this comment for my post scratch update
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 14:04, archived)

update
now i have bits of silver crap everywhere.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 14:17, archived)

-now
-have bits of silver crap everywhere.
+ am a cunt
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 14:28, archived)

the clue's in the name

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 14:30, archived)

2/7 getting a pube stuck in your teeth when you haven't even been performing oral sex

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 14:05, archived)

5/7 the perfect score

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 14:21, archived)

-sc +b

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 14:25, archived)

4/7

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 14:33, archived)

I'm all about the NYT mini crossword
www.nytimes.com/crosswords/game/mini
( $$ ✅, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 15:30, archived)

if there's no cash prize i'm not interested
also i'm not interested
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 15:32, archived)

Spoken like someone who just wasted money on 6 scratchcards and didn't win a thing.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 15:58, archived)

i did actually
i won £2. so there. bet you feel silly now.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 16:13, archived)

I do. I made an erroneous assumption and now I am a prize tit.
Congratulations on your win.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 16:27, archived)

thank you.
i feel like i've won twice. must be my lucky day.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 16:29, archived)

how much did the 6 scratchcards cost?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 16:36, archived)

i'm currently running at a loss, yes.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 16:48, archived)

cool

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 17:15, archived)