so you did 6 miles surely

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 27 Apr 2025, 11:53, archived)

I see why you might think that
But I just teleported the last bit. I'm a wizard after all.
( Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sun 27 Apr 2025, 12:21, archived)

very clever

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 27 Apr 2025, 12:49, archived)

it probably only seems clever if you're not a wizard, just like flying only seems clever if you don't have wings or an airplane
along with an airport obviously, and everything that entails, it's a lot
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Apr 2025, 13:42, archived)

or i suppose he could have just walked back, or got a taxi or used his inflatable unicycle

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 27 Apr 2025, 13:52, archived)

Came home after 3 miles might mean, jogged in a circle which ended at his home
lol circle jog
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Apr 2025, 13:59, archived)

i don't think it can mean that joggers are can't turn unassisted

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 27 Apr 2025, 14:02, archived)

i strongly suspect he has had one leg slightly shortened to enable circularity

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Apr 2025, 14:28, archived)

dunno why he's bothering then he'll be disqualified from the olympics

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 27 Apr 2025, 14:38, archived)

Special Olympics mate

( Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sun 27 Apr 2025, 18:37, archived)

i want you to notice
when i'm jogging around
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 27 Apr 2025, 21:35, archived)

He might have jogged up a hill and then rolled back down

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 27 Apr 2025, 20:12, archived)

I only run pedantathons myself

( vladimir, Sun 27 Apr 2025, 14:04, archived)