Ever wanted to fly your own starship?
Oh. Well then never mind
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 17:25, archived)

I don’t even own an starship
but if I did I wouldn’t need your permission to fly it, thank you very much.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 17:35, archived)

I'd love to, but what would I wear?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 17:42, archived)

STARSHIP TROUSERS

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 18:13, archived)

Nice but I was looking for HEBTROCO I'm afraid. How about this: what would I drink?
, TROUSERS
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 18:32, archived)

i have some hebtroco socks
they're very nice. i'm wearing them now, in fact
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 18:56, archived)

Nice but I was looking for PACT COFFEE ☕️💩👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 19:40, archived)

oh right

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 19:57, archived)

Sure

( $$ ✅, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 17:48, archived)

NO THANKS NOT TODAY
*waves hand*
(Bou IsBanned, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 18:08, archived)