I just ate a big bag of Frazzles and now my wee smells like smoky bacon crisps.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 May 2025, 15:10, Reply)

I just curled one out on a coipu
and now my smeggy bellend smells like a shit wank cunt gufftit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:20, Reply)

Such poetry!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 May 2025, 15:21, Reply)

what time do you call this?
"The awkward interview added to the attention and curiosity that has followed the 73-year-old Belichick,
hired as the Tar Heels’ head coach in December after his ultra-successful run with the New England Patriots,
and the 24-year-old Hudson, who has frequently posted glimpses into their relationship with social media photos".
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:42, Reply)

Hey I was about to post that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:50, Reply)

Bill, I'm begging you, no more glimpses into your relationship pls

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 May 2025, 16:39, Reply)

Bill certainly loves a Bella-chick!

( $$ ✅, Thu 1 May 2025, 16:13, Reply)

Look what the cat dragged in

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 May 2025, 16:08, Reply)

Piss on me

( $$ ✅, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:20, Reply)

I mean
how much do they cost?
( $$ ✅, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:21, Reply)

£1.25 in Budgens

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 May 2025, 15:21, Reply)

*unzips*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 May 2025, 15:21, Reply)

.. piss of God,
fill me with life anew, that I may love the way you love, and do what you would do.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:41, Reply)

wwjpo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:42, Reply)

Hello new person
please read the FAQ
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:21, Reply)

Gunt yourself, gunt yourself HARD.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 May 2025, 15:22, Reply)

Billy Gunter of Gheyfriars

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:23, Reply)

Consult your doctor

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:50, Reply)