the urologist was in up to the shoulder when i got my prostate examined, he wore a glove I think?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:30, archived)

I hope you got the all clear m8

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 14:39, archived)

I remember now, he lost the glove, i had to pay extra
a few weeks later I coughed the fucker up
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:39, archived)

For his own latex error?
I forgot you guys have to pay for bumfun treatment
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 14:41, archived)

I'm insured but there's a co-pay, so at the end of my anal fisting adventure I actually had to hand over a card and pay for it
Probably not great psychologically, being forced to pay for your own molestation.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:46, archived)

but, you know, moles have to travel

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:47, archived)

Pffffft
I'm going pub - byeeeee
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 14:49, archived)

At least your doctors don't insist on wearing medieval gauntlets
#knightfist
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 14:48, archived)

read this and immediately heard the all creatures great and small theme tune playing in my head

( vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:52, archived)