ahahaha loving the way this implies (for humorous purposes, obviously, I feel confident you don't really think it) an understanding of anatomy similar to those who advise giving pills to cats by simply putting the pill into one end of the cat, as if the cat is just one uncomplex and very straight tube, similar to a sea cucumber
( vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:51, Reply)

i think what you have there vlad might actually be a sea cucumber and not a cat at all
i also think it's important to point out that medicines are often species specific, so that what is good for a cat might not be good for a sea cucumber.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:54, Reply)

lol. imagine a sea cucumber/cat combo pet tho. it purrs and miaows but also vomits its organs out when you surprise it
( vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:01, Reply)

oh, that's definitely a cat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:03, Reply)

ahahahahaha
( vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:05, Reply)

Good morning, Johnny Nomates! 🌊🐛 Here's my humble ASCII tribute to the majestic sea cucumber — the deep sea's squishiest oddball:

              ___
         ___/`.-'`--.__
       .'            o``-._
     .'   .----.      .--. `.
    /    /      \    |    \  \
   ;    |        ;   \     |  :
   |     \      /     `.  /   |
    \     `----'       |_/   /
     `.              .-'   .'
       `-._______.-'___.-'
           \_     /--. \
          __||___||__||_|
        (((~)   (((~)(~)

(via chatGPT)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:59, Reply)

so beautiful in both concept and execution that I cried a little bit
( vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:02, Reply)

it's really good at cars too

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:02, Reply)