MONKEY SPUNK
not really, giraffe jizz
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 May 2025, 11:10, archived)

I'm comfy and warm
And my phone hasn't rung once today. I'm in a good mood.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 May 2025, 11:19, archived)

I've knocked off, and having a crafty pint in The Goose before heading home, off til Thurs now
might oral an ocelot
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 May 2025, 12:38, archived)

or masturbate a marmoset

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 May 2025, 12:38, archived)

possibly tit up a terrapin

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 May 2025, 12:43, archived)

maybe penis/scrotum a pelican

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 May 2025, 12:50, archived)

alright mickey, how's your moped running

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 5 May 2025, 11:20, archived)

not bad ta

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 May 2025, 12:39, archived)

I'm off work till wednesday
just spent the weekend in manchester for my birthday, I am absolutely knackered
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 5 May 2025, 11:20, archived)

happy belated birthday sticklebricks, I hope you had a good time

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 May 2025, 11:48, archived)

thank you, I really did :)

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 5 May 2025, 12:26, archived)

fuck you, ok
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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 May 2025, 13:46, archived)

I second this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 May 2025, 12:37, archived)

i turd this

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 5 May 2025, 13:11, archived)

Happy birthday BFF XX

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 May 2025, 12:48, archived)

ffs m8 no need to call him a Big Fat Fanny, it's his birthday

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 May 2025, 12:50, archived)

See you in a week :'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 May 2025, 13:01, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 May 2025, 13:47, archived)

Hello!
How was the #awks meal the other day? You patched things up with Mrs Q? Hope you’re good.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 May 2025, 12:18, archived)

yeah it ended up being fine, we're sound. thanks for asking
The meal itself was fucking awful though. £26 for a piss poor roast: the meat was well cooked which is the hardest to get right one might think, but the yorkshires and spuds were fucking burnt. Excellent rhubarb and ginger negroni* to open.

*[redacted] klaxon
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 May 2025, 12:42, archived)

smash that like button and subscribe, guy's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 May 2025, 12:51, archived)