I kind of like this quality it has
finding a small child with shards of smashed vase on the floor all around it, and a cricket bat in its hand, and saying to the small child, did you just break that vase, and the child saying, no
( vladimir, Wed 7 May 2025, 13:22, Reply)

it was the dog
he did it when he was swinging this cricket bat around
( vladimir, Wed 7 May 2025, 13:23, Reply)

and you say, the dog's been dead for a year
and the child says, yes he did it as a ghost dog
( vladimir, Wed 7 May 2025, 13:24, Reply)

and I say, well that's one thing we got

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 May 2025, 13:36, Reply)

hahahahaha

( vladimir, Wed 7 May 2025, 13:38, Reply)

It's still an unfulfilled ambition of mine to find everyone who was involved in the creation of that song and bludgeon them to death.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 7 May 2025, 13:52, Reply)

ahaaaaaaaaaaa
yes why IS it so annoying
( vladimir, Wed 7 May 2025, 14:06, Reply)

The lyrics, the band's name, and the music. In that order.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 7 May 2025, 14:15, Reply)

"Hey Todd, what shall we call our kick-ass new band?"
"I don't know, Dwayne, how about something, like, deep?"
"Whoa, Todd, that's, like, deep. I think we should have blue in there as well."
"Mind: blown, Dwayne. Deep Blue. Needs another word to roll off the tongue. What's deep and blue?"
"I dunno, Todd, like, something?"
"Nailed it!"

CUNTS
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 7 May 2025, 14:17, Reply)

"So this song, Todd, is about a girl who wants to break up with a guy but the guy doesn't want to break up with the girl."
"Amazing, Dwayne. How is he going to get her to stay?"
"He remembers that they both watched a film once, so he reminds her about it, and she thinks she remembers seeing it, and as she recalls, she thinks they both kinda liked it, so he says that's one thing they got. I'm going to leave it as a cliffhanger so you don't know if they stay together or not. The song is named after the film."
"I love it, Dwayne. What's it called?"
"A Serbian Film."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 7 May 2025, 14:26, Reply)

ahaaaaAAAAAA oh no

( vladimir, Wed 7 May 2025, 16:52, Reply)

Also anyone who actually liked Breakfast at Tiffany's needs a good smack around the head
so maybe the song is deliberately annoying, to really get you into the mindset of someone who could enjoy Audrey Hepburn playing a complete wanker.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 May 2025, 14:19, Reply)

How many have you managed to find and kill so far?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 May 2025, 22:22, Reply)

I'm not telling you, fed.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:07, Reply)