Good thanks. I've increased my evening run to 4 miles and reduced my pub stop off to a half pint.
At this rate I'll be running half marathons in a few weeks and hardly needing any beer at all.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 May 2025, 21:41, Reply)

you boring bastard

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 7 May 2025, 22:06, Reply)

This begs the question what are you running from?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 May 2025, 23:07, Reply)

Some sort of monster, would be my guess.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 May 2025, 7:38, Reply)

But in a way aren't we the real monsters?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 8 May 2025, 8:31, Reply)

the real monsters are the monsters we met along the way

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:11, Reply)

Perhaps the monsters were in us the whole time?
*chest explodes*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:12, Reply)

pickled onion ftw

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:49, Reply)