Wonder where he got that nickname

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 18 May 2025, 12:12, archived)

Oh
www.garethjones.tv/faqtext.html#:~:text=One%20band%20which%20I%20worked,and%20so%20he%20started%20calling
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 18 May 2025, 12:13, archived)

Gaz is short for Gareth as Bob is short for Robert
I wonder what Top is short for
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 May 2025, 12:53, archived)

Toppington-Smythe

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 18 May 2025, 13:42, archived)

lol
Gareth Toppington-Smythe Jonestone
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 May 2025, 13:46, archived)

Gareth Mongychops, he knows about that sort of thing.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 May 2025, 17:12, archived)

Fake news
"Gaz" is a noun that refers to a substance like air, commonly known as gas. It can also refer to specific types of gases, such as those used in cooking or as pollutants. Top, meaning the uppermost part, point, surface, or end.

Therefore, he got his name from releasing foul-smelling gas from his rectum.
( $$ ✅, Sun 18 May 2025, 13:16, archived)

Gaz Bottom

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 18 May 2025, 13:49, archived)