I don’t recommend shitting into a plunger.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 27 May 2025, 12:57, Reply)

fake news

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 May 2025, 12:59, Reply)

I insist you shit in to a plunger.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 May 2025, 13:01, Reply)

No it’s true, I really don’t.
But you’re a grown-up, you do what you like.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 27 May 2025, 13:14, Reply)

Do you recommend plunging into a shitter?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 27 May 2025, 13:04, Reply)

Like that bit in Trainspotting?
Yeah, it looks great. Can’t recommend it personally but I bet it’s a lot of fun.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 27 May 2025, 13:15, Reply)

I've never stopped to think about this before
but since suppositories are formulated to melt at around 35C, they do so almost as soon as they're inserted so there's no way he would have shat them out intact. Think I'll write to Irvine Welsh to complain.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 27 May 2025, 13:19, Reply)

he's not even a real Welsh ffs

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 May 2025, 13:32, Reply)