I hope they bring back Diana Ross to kick a goal, it could be the greatest redemption story since Southgate.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:21, archived)

They should get Gazza to sing Fog on the Tyne at the finals

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:23, archived)

West Bank

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:45, archived)

I think you mean Shawshank, don't you?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 29 May 2025, 13:23, archived)

I think you mean GUFFWANK, don't you?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:24, archived)

You can't hurry guff
No, you just have to wank
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:27, archived)

guff don't come easy, it's a game of monkey spank

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:41, archived)

Diana Shawshank
Prison love, my prison love
I need you, oh, how I need you (prison love, ooh, prison love)
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:26, archived)

*bums*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 29 May 2025, 15:54, archived)

-kick a goal +net a soccer
in fairness most people around here understand football well enough, they just don't care
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:32, archived)