Natalie FORMER

just posting that now so I can link to it if she dies before I do
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:45, archived)

Natalie DORMANT

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:46, archived)

for if she goes into a coma

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:46, archived)

Natalie DORMER
in case she becomes a loft extension with a window
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:48, archived)

Natalie KORMA
in case she becomes a mild curry dish
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:49, archived)

NATAL-LIE DORMER
in case she becomes a loft extension with a window who tells untruths about how many children she has and/or the circumstances of her own birth
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 13:49, archived)

Or in case she falls on hard times and ends up being used to have heat-softened plastics moulded against her in a factory.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Jun 2025, 15:40, archived)